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~If I Haven't Seen It, It's New To Me!!!~
~Azure-Kite-Alliance
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Wyrd bið ful āræd...Destiny is all
Hwaer cwom meaduhealle? Hwaer cwom pipe cealliende?
Summarized Mr Darcy: "I was staring at her for ten minutes... Oh my gods I'm in love!"
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~team369 Is A New GAMER Army Of DEVIANTART.
LOOK AT PLEASE...
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You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. 'S bad luck.
Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition
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If we were put on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict us?
"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
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"You must be the change you want to see in the world." --Mahatma Gandhi
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I'm Cyclonus in the G1 Crew on DA
RIP Brian "Crush" Adams. You'll forever be in my heart. Thank you for the wonderful memories.
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"You must be the change you want to see in the world." --Mahatma Gandhi
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Always consider the posibility that there is a person in that bush.
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